Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
-Alex DeLarge

I just discovered the lovable antics of Coach Hines today. Truly a wonder to behold. What makes it a even funnier is the fact that I saw this on tv in the women’s unit of the mental hospital I work at today. So the threat of having a sharpened no. 2 lodged in my retina or spinal column was very, very real!